| There is a new wacky fad sweeping America. It might be part of the makeover frenzy inhabiting our brains and TV sets. It's... well... anal bleaching. That's right -- lightening your asshole to match your favorite pink sweater.
Why are we preoccupied with our butt hole color when the rest of the world fights wars and starves to death? (I don't know the answer it's a rhetorical question).
We surveyed ten thousand men and women on My Space and asked, the probing question:
Why do you bleach your asshole?
Here's what you said:
I wanted to look better back there: 34%
My boyfriend asked: 19%
My girlfriend asked: 12%
My preacher asked: 8%
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